cnnbreaking:

when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

(Source: cnnbreakingofficial, via ramonaflowerrs)

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

(via theoncomingfez)

daverdad:

a documentary based on the life of that guy who cleans up porn sets

(via tomatomouthkisser)

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baboushkat, via tomatomouthkisser)

machokeonmydick:

*makes a sim of me* *makes a sim of u*

(Source: cocainize, via tomatomouthkisser)